Lactating Librarians on Acid

Oh how I wish I had something to show you that fits the title of this post. Sadly, I scoured the web for several days and didn't come up with any lactating librarian porn. 

Hey fetish people! Get to work! Please please please get us some lactating librarians pronto. 

I threw in the "on acid" because it was the most outrageous, offensive addition to the "lactating librarians" I could think of. I really don't want to see any drug-crazed breastfeeding library girls. Just the breastfeeding part.