Friday, September 11, 2009

Marian the Librarian


Wow, I've been gone for a while. Sorry about that.

Last night someone reminded me of the great "Marian the Librarian" story in Nicholson Baker's classic The Fermata. In case you don't have a copy on your bookshelf, it's available through Google Books. Start reading on page 127. I don't know how I could've forgotten the "Fuck me with your truck!" line.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Lactating Librarians on Acid

Oh how I wish I had something to show you that fits the title of this post. Sadly, I scoured the web for several days and didn't come up with any lactating librarian porn. 

Hey fetish people! Get to work! Please please please get us some lactating librarians pronto. 

I threw in the "on acid" because it was the most outrageous, offensive addition to the "lactating librarians" I could think of. I really don't want to see any drug-crazed breastfeeding library girls. Just the breastfeeding part.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Well Hell Michelle


Michelle doesn't seem to be updating her blog, Well Hell Michelle, any more, but here's a link to my favorite post

In addition to being a librarian she used to work at a porn shop and has stories to tell.

Friday, January 2, 2009

Say "Motherfucker"

This is not really porn related, but I admit I adore the word "motherfucker." So I should probably join The Society for Librarians Who say 'Motherfucker'."

Motherfucker is a great work. The homeboys who ride my bus use it as as all-purpose pronoun, adjective (motherfuckin') and interjection. I can just about alway shock the person I'm with by dropping the "m-f" bomb.

So all you motherfuckers out ther, stand proud. And keep fucking mothers, just not your own.

Monday, December 29, 2008

More Librarian Bondage Porn - The Submission of Catherine


More hot librarian bondage porn, this one found here where you can even watch a free trailer.

The Submission of Catherine

Catherine is a librarian from Pennsylvania who writes a letter to the Galaxy to fulfill her bondage fantasy. The wicked Master Savage gives her, her first lesson in submission. The punishment begins with excruciatingly tight breast bondage, nipple punishment, ass punishment and huge rat traps suspended from her shaved pussy lips. The Master has given her a painful lesson that she will not soon forget. 


Thursday, December 18, 2008

I Stand Corrected

In my last post I wrote that "no librarian has done anything remotely sexy since Halloween." Of course this was a terribly untrue, it's just a reflection of my own personal frustration as of late. Luckily, a couple readers called me on this falsehood so today I'm correcting myself.

All you have to do is look at this blog's sidebar to know that Nadia is hard at work over at kinkylibrarian.net. She's doing her part to spread the word that librarians can be as nasty as anyone.

I also got this email, from a certain Mistress Carmen:
Good Christ, I've done plenty of sexy things since Halloween.

Let's see..well, in early November, I flew through Chicago on my way to Mexico so I could see my submissive, who's in college there. We spent the night in a hotel, and I caned the shit out of him, sat on his face for a while, hogtied him on his tummy and pulled him by his hair down into my cunt, made him cum on my feet and lick it off, fucked him in the ass with my strap on while in a sweet spooning position, etc.

I proceeded on my trip to Mexico, where I met up with some kinksters there, put a guy in a straightjacket and tied him to a chair, and spanked a couple guys. After returning, on Thanksgiving, I saw my friend Joey, who is a real painslut. I whacked on him until his ass was nice and purple. He needs a good beating now and again.

In early December, I had a bit of a non-starter session with a newbie who thought he wanted to try out CBT. *shrugs*
Now that's what I want to hear! More power to these women, I hope they inspire you to engage in some corporal punishment with your local librarian, too. I know I could use some.

Friday, December 12, 2008

Delay

Sorry for the delay in posting anything new. Seems no librarian has done anything remotely sexy since Halloween. At least no librarian I know of. Lord knows I haven't. If you happen to be a librarian who has done something sexy in the last six weeks please drop me a line, amy@spankthelibrarian.com.